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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

My Internet Soulmate Pt 2.5: Craigslist Responses

Well so far so good. It's been a day since I made those craigslist posts, and already I've had a few responses!

(I blocked the email addresses so you guys don't fuck it up for me)

1) Creepy Gay Guy

Well the first response I received was rather "colorful."

(The picture is actually from the guy's myspace)

2) Actual Potential Soulmate!

This gal responded to my guitar hero ad. Things are looking good so far! Let's just hope she isn't another creepy gay guy. (not that i have a problem with homosexuals or anything)

3) BBWs

This next one was tricky. It arrived in my inbox as a text message from a mysterious number, and it wasn't jesus.

She pulls a fast one by asking if I like "BBWs." Now, I've never been good with acronyms, but thank science for wikipedia.

Hopefully we'll get more replies to my posts :\

Monday, November 26, 2007

My Internet Soulmate Pt. 2

Fuck those other sites, the only reponses I got were bullshit ones. :((

On to the real steady source of potential soulmates: Craigslist!

I have already made a few posts, hopefully someone will respond :)

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cas/490452512.html
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/msr/490471189.html
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/m4w/490471629.html
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/stp/490474513.html
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/ers/490476800.html

Now we wait...

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

My Internet Soulmate pt 1

FACT: Everyone needs their soulmate.

Where better to look for a soulmate than the internet? Gone are the days of blind dates from cups with strings, and arrived are the days of meeting people online through shady profiles.

FACT: My goal is to find my soulmate on one of these sites.

I've gone ahead and made a few profiles on a few sites, hoping to make some online friends. I'll post them at the bottom of this posting.

FACT: I'm going to avoid the obvious Myspace and Facebook profiles.

I have too many friends on those sites and it could turn embarrassing.

FACT: My first strategy will be to "carpet bomb" profiles of women.

I'll probably send a message to the effect of "OH HAI I SEE U THAR", or at least something along those lines.

FACT: With the amount of online dating sites out there, I'm bound to meet someone.

JustSayHi (aka generic dating site): http://www.justsayhi.com/user/my_profile

OkCupid! (neat "Web 2.0" design): http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=jmhagemann

Plentyoffish (/doesn't trust this site): http://www.plentyoffish.com/member5724445.htm

I might add more later if I get bored.

Monday, November 12, 2007

word of the day i hate

"Sheeple" is a stupid word. In fact, it's a fake word, and I still hate it. If you want to convince people of stuff or even if you want to just sound kinda smart, don't use it.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Top Five uses for american money

With the dollar growing weaker everyday, we'll need new uses for our money. Here are the top five best ways to use the dollar today and in the future.

5. Stain Cleaner - We've all been there - coffee spilled all over the desk and no paper towels for miles. Rather than ignore it, we can now safe use our now useless paper money to absorb the coffee. See? Problem solved with a little ingenuity. :)
4. Rolling Paper - Now we'll not have to worry about using bible pages and we'll also get a little extra.
3. Wallpaper - This is an easy one, and i know wallpaper is out, but using money on one wall in a room (especially a den or kid's room) will do good to remind us of how our economic woe. :(
2. Drift Net - A good way to use the dollar to help make Canadian dollars is to use dollars as a drift net, thus catching lots of tuna and dolphins, which can be sold for some serious cash, at the expense of your relationship with that environmentalist girl you met in your english 111 class.
1. Condoms - Babies = expensive. Condoms = less babies.