Bill Nye: Homeless?

Yes, reputable sources from the people close to Bill Nye have told me this unfortunate fact.

Now, you may be asking "But Jared, how can a famous scientist like Bill Nye become homeless?" The answer is very clear, and that answer clearly is evolution.

You see, the people of the world have evolved past their humble roots of daily watching Bill Nye on public television channels. No longer does anyone care about science or public tv. They'd much rather spend their time on cell phones or facebook.

What use is a television scientist to a public who doesn't give a shit? That's right, the streets.